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Oy, what a schlump ….
Wednesday 26 July 2006, 12:22 pm
Filed under: Baseball Cards, Keith Olbermann, Martha Stewart, Oriental Paper Art

(Leno is pretty funny, but there will never be another Johnny.)

Not the brown suit!

You looked like a 6-foot, 4-inch Hershey bar!

What was wrong with the dark blue one? Or the grey one?

“For a long time, brown suits were out as business wear, but they seem to have made a strong comeback, thanks to stylish black men and President Reagan.” From men.style.com

Note to Keith: You are not black and you are not President Reagan.

These are nice, and not a brown one in the bunch.

Since it is summer you could have gone with something like this:

cuban-drug-lord.jpg

Of course, it would have made you look like a Cuban drug lord or Ricardo Montalban on “Fantasy Island.”

You need a fashion coach. I hear Martha Stewart is out of prison. Perhaps she can help. But you’ll have to keep an eye on her so she doesn’t go all origami with the baseball cards.


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Are you kidding me? He would have looked like Moby Dick in a white suit.

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