We figured it out.
We figured it out.
With a pencil and a pad, we figured it out.
Why the Yankees haven’t won the World Series since 2000.
That was the year Chuck Knoblauch hit Grammie with the ball. He didn’t do it on purpose, but it must have given the Yanks bad ju-ju.
Sure, they beat the Mets in the Series that year. But, hey. It was the Mets.
We think Mr. Steinbrenner has to do something to exorcise the evil spirits and put the team back on the Right Path.
He could let Toaster be a ball boy. I think Toaster would make a great ball boy. Except I don’t know if the players would appreciate him running around the clubhouse in his Mets cap and dragging around his Tigger doll.
Perhaps The Boss would hire Bwana to be the new Yankee skipper, seeing as it seems like they are going to part ways with Mr. Torre. Bwana would be a good manager. He looks good in stripes, he knows a lot about baseball, and he already has all the players’ baseball cards.
He’s a Natural.
Striking resemblance between Baby Bwana and Toaster, n’est-ce pas?
Except that Bwana has a lot more fuzz action going in the Eyebrow Department.
