rrgirl flatters with:
Mattress,
sometimes you are so articulate and witty, we forget that you also have a full time job other than this blog.
is this toast stunt just a crumby quilt?
Well, gosh-gee-whiz. Thanks.
Things do quiet down some when Bwana is out-of-town. (Although I have been a bit busy this week rustling up cows to help us with Bwana’s contract negotiations.) Toaster has a tendency to fret when Bwana is not home, but he’s been occupied with composing his Christmas List. No worries that he will slip away and go searching for Bwana, but we do keep an eye on him.
The Bounty o’ Toast was produced in an elegant experiment:
My name is Ewan Loughlin and this is my story of how I tried to prove the existence of God and the little baby Jesus using toast.
For some reason God and baby Jesus chose to not contact Ewan through toast. Maybe if Ewan uses tofu then Buddha will send a message ….
Hey, I think I see the Virgin Mary in that piece on the right!
Filed under: The Department of Moo
Bwana is still peeved that Derek Jeter wasn’t voted the American League’s Most Valuable Player. So are we.
We think that if Mr. Steinbrenner had sat with a milk cow at Columbus Circle, like Mr. Lynch did in Los Angeles for Laura Dern, it would have garnered Derek some positive vibes and won him the award.
We like the Cow Strategy. We like it a lot. We’re planning to sit with a bunch of cows at 30 Rockefeller Center and help Bwana get a better contract with MSNBC.
Milking Shorthorn
Jersey
Holstein
Guernsey
Brown Swiss
Ayrshire
Toaster
Of course, if another network wants to talk with Bwana they’re going to have to come up with a boatload of simoleons. The Boston Red Sox coughed up $51.1 million just to talk with 松坂 大輔. We think Bwana is worth at least twice that.
