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Mattress,

sometimes you are so articulate and witty, we forget that you also have a full time job other than this blog.
is this toast stunt just a crumby quilt?

Well, gosh-gee-whiz. Thanks.

Things do quiet down some when Bwana is out-of-town. (Although I have been a bit busy this week rustling up cows to help us with Bwana’s contract negotiations.) Toaster has a tendency to fret when Bwana is not home, but he’s been occupied with composing his Christmas List. No worries that he will slip away and go searching for Bwana, but we do keep an eye on him.

The Bounty o’ Toast was produced in an elegant experiment:

My name is Ewan Loughlin and this is my story of how I tried to prove the existence of God and the little baby Jesus using toast.

For some reason God and baby Jesus chose to not contact Ewan through toast. Maybe if Ewan uses tofu then Buddha will send a message ….

Fried tofu with lemon grass