Regarding If Nominated He Will Not Run, If Elected He Will Not Serve:
CP suggests: Chief of Staff? Hell, Mattress for Vice President!
J adds: This blog is hilarious and brilliant. Mattress for President!
Golly.
I’m flattered.
But I’m not sure the Constitution allows for inanimate objects to serve as president or vice-president.
rc writes: how about v-p dan patrick?
This would never, ever work. He and Bwana would fight too much. Plus Mr. Cheney has set an unusual precedent:
Once Cheney became Vice-President, Addington helped oversee the transition, setting up the most powerful Vice-Presidency in America’s history. Addington’s high-school friend Leonard Napolitano said Addington told him that he and Cheney were merging the Vice-President’s office with the President’s into a single “Executive Office,” instead of having “two different camps.”
From The Hidden Power
And there is no way Bwana is going to share power with Uncle Dan.
On He is the Master of Our Fate, He is the Captain of Our Toaster:
rc exults: a toast for keith olbermann!
Blue Velvet ponders: … Wonder which one of these is popular with Bwana: 300 Ways To Enjoy Toast
Bwana enjoys toast, but accepts whatever Toaster can manage to produce. The bread doesn’t usually get cooked very much. What Toaster makes is sort of like Bread Tartare.
Bwana has actually taken to having Deep Fried Devils for breakfast. It suits his political mien.
Garden of Anonymous Delights concludes: Very funny! You can do anything with Photoshop!
No Photoshop here. Just Microsoft Paint, a vivid imagination, and a lot of patience. Mattresses are known for their patience. It’s one of our finer qualities.
Filed under: Baseball, Sausage Race, The New York Yankees, Things To Do with Your Toaster
bu-bu on If Nominated He Will Not Run …:
Oh, no! Bwana should not aspire to CoB! That job is a tool of the team owners, not an independent executive looking out for the best interest of the game. He’d never get a good night’s sleep again, nor enjoy a slice of toast.
Better to keep saving democracy.
Nothing against Mr. Selig, but it was a mistake to allow a team owner to become the commissioner. Bwana can restore honor and integrity not only to the commissioner’s office, but also to the game of baseball.
Plus once he’s commissioner he can guarantee good seats for Grammie at every ball park in America.
And Toaster’s jealous of the sausages that get to race at Miller Park in Milwaukee. One of Commissioner Bwana’s first edicts will be to have toast or toaster races, possibly at Yankee Stadium but perhaps at Minute Maid Park in Houston. (Orange juice goes good with toast.)
