Filed under: Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Things to Eat, Things to Play With, Who Maketh My Spirit to Shine
Blue Velvet asks: Toaster, how about this?
Pop Art™ 2-Slice Toaster with Markers and Coloring Book
Wow! Spiffy diffy!
Grammie doesn’t like it when we play with Bwana’s food, but this is so cute maybe she’ll get one for Toaster.
If we don’t get a thing to make fun toast, then maybe someone will give us a toy that will make a Fountain of Flowing Chocolate Decadence.
This one only holds five pounds of chocolate, though. That’s like a single-serving around here.
Filed under: Our Happie Home
rrgirl ponders Not a Creature was Stirring, Not even Toaster …: I’m considering the marshmallow gun for my young co-workers who spend waaaaay too much time flinging rubber bands across the cubefarm. projectiles with snack potential seems like a good thing and no one has ever put an eye out with a marshmallow. maybe with a s’mores maker accessory.
Michael counsels on Politics as Unusual: Truly. Watch your back, Mister Mattress.
Well, we’re hoping that the marshmallow gun will provide a layer of additional homeland security for us. Toaster has a potato gun, but he loaded it up with Tater Tots(tm) (he was trying to use it as a shotgun) and it hasn’t worked right since.
He wants to build a replacement gun, but Bwana won’t let him.
Bwana says “You’ll shoot your eye out.”
(We like the idea of the S’mores accessory.)
Filed under: The Department of Moo
Blue Velvet comments: I wonder if Lynch felt the same with his bovine on Sunset: The Bride of Frankensteer
Such a sweet story!
Toaster wants to know if Elvis and Luna are available to help us lobby for a big, fat MSNBC contract for Bwana.
If not, we’re going to ask this guy:
He’s either a really big bull or else those are really small people.
