Filed under: Our Happie Home
On A Toaster, a Hoodie Bear, a Plan: Script Bwana
CP writes: Hoodie Bear sounds suspiciously like his namesake. I hope he didn’t shove the photographer when they were at Central Park.
Not to worry. Hoodie was the perfect gentlebear. To make sure the press behaved its collective self we had Stewie there to serve as our bodyguard. Things went just swell, but a couple of reporters from Page Six did get too pushy so Stewie had to vaporize them. We hear that Mr. Murdoch sent a very angry letter to Bwana.
rc suggests: if they did march down for the super bowl then they would all be in florida and ready for spring training
Pitchers and catcher report in a couple of weeks. We have to be extra vigilant. Walking off to Fenway Park was one thing, Florida is a whole other ballgame. Teapot has drawn up a toastersitting schedule, and we’re going to have to use the harness whenever we take our eyes off him.
At least we know he won’t wander off this weekend. He and Hoodie are busy planning our Super Bowl party.
Sheila bets on Tofu Futures:
Heck! The could be the headliner in the new ‘Cirque Du Soleil’ Show.
Wow! Thanks for the encouragment!
But we’ve come up against a couple of technical problems:
The Tofu Guys don’t have arms, so they’re having a hard time juggling the Tots.
And their legs are so short — we’re having a hard time finding the right kind of unicycle for them.
