Filed under: MLB.TV, Obscure Cultural References, Our Happie Home, Thngs that Mattress Likes
Blue Velvet voices concern in Charge of the Loofah Brigade:
Toaster may have lots of toys, but poor Mattress!
Mattress,how about Loofah By The Inch? (insert a “Hello! here for humorous effect)
Is that a loofah in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Or perhaps a friend would be nice for Mattress:
A round mattress? That looks like a jelly doughnut.
Or maybe a curry donut.
Or maybe a sesame glutinous ball. (Wouldn’t want Bwana or Uncle DP to tackle that term, and especially not after reporting on bulging disks.)
Not to worry, re the toys. Life is very full with Toaster, Hoodie Bear, Candelabra, Teapot, the Tofu Guys, etc., etc., and so forth.
Blue Velvet writes:
Toaster, you may find this interesting: Bread as a display device
Boy, that’s a smart toaster!
Our Toaster doesn’t know how to use the telephone.
But now that he has his Magic Markers he can communicate by writing messages on himself. He could earn a little pocket money by being like the billboards at Yankee Stadium:
Bread would, of course, be his preferred commercial product:
He could become a marketing juggernaut!
