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Toaster Query
Thursday 23 August 2007, 15:56 pm
Filed under: En Fuego, The American Political Tradition

Toaster would like to ask your opinion.

Do you think the doggie in Uncle DP’s videos is the real Patrick Family pooch, or do you think he is an actor?

In either case, he is cute and expertly plays his part.

However, if he is an actor then Toaster would like the chance to audition for the role.

True, he is but a small kitchen appliance, but Toaster is very puppy-like. He is experienced in accompanying Bwana to work on Take Your Dog to Work Day. He is frisky, loyal, and all those other good dog qualities. He doesn’t shed (OK, so a few crumbs spill out every now and again — he’s fine if you just shake him out once in a while), he never gets fleas, and he never ever bites the mailman.

Toaster is completely faithful to Bwana, but in the interest of playing the part he will put forth his best Strasberg method acting effort and BE the DP dog.

He’s ready for his close-up, Mr. Patrick ….