Blue Velvet contributes:
Neat-o! Here is Toaster’s favorite baseball song:
He can’t sing it too loud when Bwana is home because Bwana likes the Yankees. But the Yankees don’t even have a nice fight song, and they don’t have a cute mascot like Mr. Met.
Filed under: Things To Do with Your Toaster
Blue Velvet contributes in Small Appliances Can’t Jump:
Here’s Toaster’s basketball “duds”: Basketball Toaster
Wow! Neat-o!!!
A basketball toaster could not only help the team at practice but it could also serve nutritious pre-game snacks!
Of course, dunking the basketball toaster would leave a lot of crumbs out on the court.
Would that be considered a flagrant foul?
Filed under: Our Happie Home
Sheila wrote in Toaster: The Bracket:
I have UNC winning it all on my bracket but now seeing Toaster up there, I think he can take them down.
Wow! Toaster is flattered!
Still, while he likes basketball he’s not very good at it. Not only is Toaster vertically-challenged but he doesn’t jump very good, either.
He pretty much relies on his quickness, a nice crossover dribble, and his taller opponents tripping over him.
Let’s go, Toaster!
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Toaster would like to remind everyone that today is International Waffle Day.
Have a waffle and sing a foreign country’s national anthem. Toaster’s favorite foreign country is Canada. He thinks it’s cute for them to have beavers on their money.
Filed under: Our Happie Home
All roads lead to Toaster!
Filed under: The Department of HappieHappieJoyJoy, Things To Do with Your Toaster
Blue Velvet writes
Happy Easter, Toaster!
And Sheila adds:
Happy Easter!
Toaster wishes everyone a Happie Easter. He hopes everyone will go out and have a nice Easter Toast Hunt. Easter Toast is a lot more nutritious than chocolates and jelly beans. Plus you can butter it on the near side or the far side or both!
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Boy.
Bwana can dance better than this:
Toaster loves Ellen. He wants Bwana to be on Ellen’s tv show.
Filed under: Things To Do with Your Toaster
Filed under: Our Happie Home
CountryMouse wrote in Bwana Fuego:
Ooo, and I just learned Bwana has a book of his Special Comments out! Gotta get!
Bwana writes good stuff. We hope you like Truth and Consequences.
Toaster loves Bwana, but he’s not crazy about Bwana’s books.
Toaster says “Too many words, not enough pictures.”
Small appliances do not have highly-developed literary tastes ….
Blue Velvet writes in Bwana Fuego:
Does Toaster make his toast green like Chicago dyes their river?
Hope what I’ve said makes sense – I’ve been delirious with the flu since last Wednesday.
Bwana loves green toast for St. Patrick’s Day!
Toaster wonders if everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day then is everyone toastie on International Toast Day?
We hope you feel better soon, Blue Velvet. Toaster says have two pieces of toast and call him in the morning.
