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Toast Deficiency
Thursday 28 August 2008, 22:55 pm
Filed under: The Department of Deep Thoughts

Boy, oh, boy.

Bwana sure is ornery these days:

Since the start of the Democratic National Convention, ratings have exploded for the cable news channel MSNBC.

So have tensions among the network’s top anchors.

The convention was supposed to be the network’s coming-out party as a hub for politics. But a year of programming and personnel changes have led to behind-the-scenes strain, which bubbled to the surface repeatedly this week in open arguments between hosts.

    — MSNBC Anchors’ Fights Go Live

Oy.

And it’s all because he hasn’t had a good piece of toast since Toaster ran off to Beijing to see the Olympics.

A man without his toaster is like a man without love: