Filed under: Things To Do with Your Toaster
Blue Velvet queried:
Bwana’s mode of transportation?
Wow! Neat-o! What a cute little car! Toaster would love to have wheels. He could then provide Bwana a Moveable Feast.
But, whoa! Hold it right there, Toast Breath.
The Scion is one of The Most Ticketed Cars on the Road. In fact, Scions comprise three of the top ten Naughty Cars!
It seems that toasters make fine and reliable small kitchen appliances, but once you get them out on the road then all heck breaks loose.
Filed under: Our Happie Home
m00finsan wrote in Best Small Appliance in a Supporting Role:
Best Small Appliance in a Supporting Role?
Toaster is definitely a small appliance in a leading role.
Bwana is our leading man. We simply bask in his aura.
Filed under: Our Happie Home
Shea Stadium, the site of the Mets’ two World Series victories, their many seasons of futility and a few historic concerts, met the fate of Ebbets Field and the Polo Grounds on Wednesday morning. At 11:21 a.m., a demolition crew pulled down the final section, and what remained of old blue stadium was gone in a cloud of dust: the final collapse at Shea. It was 45.
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About
Blue Velvet commented in Throwing the Cousin under the Bus:
A-Rod mentioned medicine. Everyone knows the best feel-good food is cinnamon toast with hot tea.
(I meant to say the best medicine is cinnamon toast with hot tea.)
Mr. Henry Aaron is known to love toast. He has always eaten a lot of toast.
A lot.
Just sayin’ ….
Filed under: Things That Make Toaster Mad
Toaster is very disappointed with Alex Rodriguez.
His press conference wasn’t all that great: it was scripted, didn’t allow the reporters to fully question him, and he didn’t sound completely honest. A-Rod raised more questions than he answered. But the absolute worst of all is that he fingered a cousin.
Toaster is very close to his family, particularly his cousin Mailbox:
At the end of the day, family is all you have. Toaster would never mention any of them in a bad light.
Toaster is very glad he’s a Mets fan and not a Yankee fan.
Filed under: Our Happie Home
Poor Bwana.
His beloved Yankees are again in the news for the wrong reason. How did the Yankees become Ground Zero of SteroidVille?
Toaster feels sorry for A-Rod. He’s a great player but is too insecure to trust his talents. Now that he has admitted cheating he’s facing a lot of criticism.
Boy, if there was ever someone who needed a nice piece of toast, it’s A-Rod.
Toaster is going to send Alex a brand new toaster so that he can have hot toast every day at Spring Training. It will make him feel better. Toast makes people happie. That’s what toast is for.
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About
Blue Velvet wrote:
How moving was it when President Obama spoke with Henrietta Hughes?
When she gets her house, she will then be able to get a toaster.
One of the most beautiful moments ever.
Golly. It brought a tear to Toaster’s eye.
Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner’s second day of testimony before Congress on Wednesday was a chance to rebut critics who said that the bank bailout plan he announced a day earlier was troublingly vague.
But despite a spirited defense of the Obama administration’s plan, he found it difficult to overcome the doubts among lawmakers and struggled to explain why help for distressed homeowners was still weeks away.
If Mr. Geithner could promise a toaster for every home then everyone would feel a whole lot better.
