Filed under: The Department of Deep Thoughts
Tips for spotting economic revival: Don’t overlook an increase in toaster prices
The economy will recover, Decker and other economists say. It’s just a matter of when.
How can you know when it’s turning the corner? Here are some signs: …
5. Prices for toasters (and other things) rise.
If prices go up because of increased demand, that indicates consumers are gaining confidence and buying again. As consumers inject more money into the economy, company profits grow, eventually creating the jobs needed to resume economic growth.
Toasters will save the day!
Toasters will lead the way!
Flying out of the Sun
The smell of toast is in the air
When there’s a job to be done
The Flying Toasters will be there!
And it’s flap, flap, flap
Now help is on the way
A vict’ry song they sing
They pop up to save the day
On mighty toaster wings!
In brightest day or after dark
When times of trouble are at hand
The Flying Toasters set a spark
And hope is blazing ‘cross the land!
And it’s flap, flap, flap
Salvation from above
A precious gift they bring
Gleaming angels of love
On mighty toaster wings!
