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Oh, Great.

Was there an earthquake in L.A.? Shaky camera-work. The Closet spit up a bunch of Keith’s ties.

Ick.

OK. The show has begun. They took the intern off the camera and put a professional back there. Good.

What was it with that John Tesh music they had on earlier?

Oy.

They should have gotten Randy Newman.

I Love L.A.

Hate New York City
It’s cold and it’s damp
And all the people dressed like monkeys
Let’s leave Chicago to the Eskimos
That town’s a little too rugged
For you and me, you bad girl

Rollin’ down the Imperial Highway
With a big nasty redhead at my side
Santa Ana winds blowin’ hot from the north
And we was born to ride

Roll down the window, put down the top
Crank up the Beach Boys, baby
Don’t let the music stop
We’re gonna ride it till we just can’t ride it no more

From the South Bay to the Valley
From the West Side to the East Side
Everybody’s very happy
‘Cause the sun is shining all the time
Looks like another perfect day

I love L.A. (We love it)
I love L.A. (We love it)

Look at that mountain
Look at those trees
Look at that bum over there, man
He’s down on his knees
Look at these women
There ain’t nothin’ like em nowhere

Century Boulevard (We love it)
Victory Boulevard (We love it)
Santa Monica Boulevard (We love it)
Sixth Street (We love it, we love it)
We love L.A.

I love L.A. (We love it)
I love L.A. (We love it)
I love L.A. (We love it)

They’re having a raffle? Oh, boy! Maybe they’ll raffle off a Keith tie. That way no one will try to steal his luggage on his way home.

Memo to Los Angeles: Grey Goose is not vodka. Stolichnaya. Now there’s водочка.

Oh, no. Is he wearing the brown suit again?

Some men wear Ralph Lauren, some Armani, some Hugo Boss.

Keith wears Hershey bar. With a candy cane tie.

Well, I guess it was that or the Tofu Look. And he actually looks pretty good tonight.

Too bad Bwana can’t do the entire show with Stan Freberg. I think we’ll switch over to the Mets game and check back on him later. I hope he doesn’t do anything ridiculous, like wave yoo-hoo at anyone or give any Papal blessings.

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Don’t be silly. The suit wasn’t brown, it was charcoal gray. You need your eyes checked, Mattress. Be sure to tell Keith when he gets home to take you in for an exam, OK?

As for Randy Newman, there’s a city tribute song of his that the people I know are more fond of. Namely…

There’s a red moon rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

There’s a red moon rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

There’s an oil barge winding
Down the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

There’s an oil barge winding
Down the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

Cleveland city of light city of magic
Cleveland city of light you’re calling me
Cleveland, even now I can remember
‘Cause the Cuyahoga River
Goes smokin’ through my dreams

Burn on, big river, burn on
Burn on, big river, burn on
Now the Lord can make you tumble
And the Lord can make you turn
And the Lord can make you overflow
But the Lord can’t make you burn

Burn on, big river, burn on
Burn on, big river, burn on

I don’t know about you, but that one brings a sentimental tear to my eye every time.

Of course, Cleveland doesn’t have everything. We leave the drunk ex-skaters to Los Angeles.

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