Katie Couric and Possible Side Effects
Wednesday 20 September 2006, 13:00 pm
Filed under: Naked, The Tiffany Network

Blue Velvet writes:

I can’t help but think CBS picked Katie Couric to act as anchor in the same manner.

Solid theory. Very solid. William S. Paley is rolling over in his grave.

What about adding to “Disclaimer” the following:
Do not operate heavy machinery while using this product.

No priapism jokes, please. The commercials are bad enough.

Possible side effects:
Tell your doctor if any of these symptoms are severe or do not go away:

* upset stomach
* diarrhea
* constipation
* vomiting
* dry mouth
* gas or bloating
* loss of appetite
* weight changes
* drowsiness
* dizziness
* excessive tiredness
* headache
* pain, burning, or tingling in the hands or feet
* excitement
* nervousness
* shaking hands that you cannot control
* difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep
* sore throat
* changes in sex drive or ability
* excessive sweating

Some side effects can be serious. The following symptoms are uncommon, but if you experience any of them or those listed in the IMPORTANT WARNING section, call your doctor immediately:

* blurred vision
* seizure
* abnormal bleeding or bruising
* seeing things or hearing voices that do not exist (hallucinating)

There may be other side effects. Call your doctor if you have any unusual problems while viewing this newscast.


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