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Kitchen Appliance Defense Conditions
Thursday 28 September 2006, 18:09 pm
Filed under: Not Donald Rumsfeld's Defense Department

Toaster has stepped up our Homeland Security efforts. The entire kitchen has sprung into action.

DEFCONs are phased increases in combat readiness.

DEFCON 5:
Peacetime.
George Foreman Grill

DEFCON 4:
Peacetime; Increased intelligence; Strengthened security measures.
Dial-O-Matic

DEFCON 3:
Increased force readiness.
Ginsu Knives

DEFCON 2:
Increased force readiness (less than maximum).
The Magic Bullet

DEFCON 1:
Maximum force readiness.
Bass-O-Matic

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I don’t know where this would fit on the readiness scale:

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