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Toaster Bondage
Friday 13 October 2006, 11:30 am
Filed under: Dr. Spock Ain't Got Nothin' On Grandma

Toaster has been quite irritated with the Fox baseball broadcasts — and who can blame him? We’ve grown concerned that he will try to slip out of the house and run off to Shea to catch the Cardinals-Mets game tonight. (He also wants to get Tim Robbins’ autograph.) After what happened when he ran off to Boston, we knew we had to take special measures to keep him from getting into any trouble.

Luckily, Grammie came to the rescue. Look at what she gave us:

baby-harness.jpg      gps-s911.jpg

The baby harness gives us a halfway decent chance of keeping him from sneaking off, but if he does the GPS unit will allow us to track his movements and make it easier for Candelabra to go out and find him.

We love Grammie. Her child-rearing strategies are very 21st century.

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