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Toaster Tears
Friday 23 March 2007, 07:37 am
Filed under: The Department of Sadness and Despair

WQE declares:

THiS iS THA MOST BORiNG SiTE i HAVE EVAh SEEN iN MAh LiFE

toaster-distress.jpg

Boy!

What a mean thing to say! It made Toaster cry. He’s very upset that someone would call Our Happie Home boring. Hoodie has been trying hard boost Toaster’s spirits, telling him “Whatever it is, it is. You just try to take the situation at hand and do the best you can with it. You’re going to be criticized whatever you do. You can’t really worry about what other people say. Family — You make time for that, no matter what the other demands are. Nothing really comes ahead of that.”

Bwana was a bit more forceful, saying “I’m going to kill the bastard who made my Toaster cry!”

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5 Comments so far
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WQE is not sophisticated enough to see the brilliance of this site.

Comment by Blue Velvet

poor toaster! hoodie is a good bear. what will grammie say?

Comment by rc

hmph. no need to waste toast on someone who wouldn’t appreciate it anyway. sticks and stones, yada yada.

plbbbbt WQE.

Comment by rrgirl

WQE should be ashamed of him/herself for making poor Toaster cry, it may cause him to short out the next time he makes toast.

Comment by Sheila

A little appliance-based humor:

Comment by Blue Velvet




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