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Toast: the musical
Saturday 24 March 2007, 14:43 pm
Filed under: Our Happie Home, The Department of Comfort and Joy

Blue Velvet sends us:

A little appliance-based humor:

Wow! Neat-o keat-o!

Toaster is going to learn the song so that he can sing it to Bwana during breakfast on Monday.

Toaster also thinks that Mr. Banks should get the Nobel Prize for this song. Where do we send in a nomination?

The Tofu Guys want to know if Mr. Banks will write a Tofu Song.

Toast
by Heywood Banks

All around the country and coast to coast
People always say, “what do you like most?”
I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast
I always tell ‘em, “I like toast.”
YEAH, TOAST!!
YEAH, TOAST!!

I get up in the morning ‘bout six A.M.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

When the first caveman drove in from the drags
Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must have met a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

Now, there’s no secret to toasting perfection
There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

Oui Monsieur, bonjour coquette,
Une croissant? Et vous auvent?
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
Oui Marie, baguette, bonsoir!
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!

In Chicago or (fill in location)…..
TOAST!!!!

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http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/prem/200412/mccall

Comment by Blue Velvet

Toaster and Hoodie Bear could become Broadway Producers and do a Tofu version of the great Gilbert and Sullivan Operetta ‘The Mikado’.

Comment by Sheila




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