Monday 7 May 2007, 13:00 pm
Filed under: The Department of Sadness and Despair

toaster-pitching-rotation.jpgToaster’s been working hard to earn a spot in the Yankees’ pitching rotation. Bwana said that he would ask Mr. Torre about getting him a try-out. But now that Roger’s coming back Toaster’s chances of making the team are next to none.

Oh well. Perhaps this is for the best. After all, he only has one pitch — a one-seam fastball. It has a lot of movement, but it isn’t all that fast. Plus he has a hard time putting on his glove after he throws the ball. And pitching off the mound makes him a little dizzy.


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I’ll bet one of Toasters best pitches is his ‘Flaming Tater Tot’ ball.

Comment by Sheila

keith was awol from the big show today. (again!!!!!) did he and toaster go to the museum?

Comment by rc

Congratulations to Bwana for receiving the first annual ‘Molly Ivins Award’ this afternoon.

But he missed being on ‘The Big Show’ because of it and Dan sounded so lost without Bwana there for him to talk to, Dan only had Phil ‘The Show Killer’ to talk to that hour.

Comment by Sheila

Maybe Daisuke Matsuzaka will help Toaster with his pitching. Somehow I have a feeling it will all turn out like a Warner Bros. baseball cartoon:

Comment by Blue Velvet

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