A Toaster in Every Kitchen
Wednesday 14 November 2007, 13:31 pm
Filed under: The American Political Tradition, Things That Toaster Thinks About queried in Toast: 24/7:

Has Toaster been designing children’s clothes? Little Toaster Ride

No, but Toaster is pleased to serve as an inspiration for designers. Toast and toasters make people happie. It’s a fact of life. It’s one of the laws of the universe. Even Aristotle knew it.

Toaster doesn’t understand why politicians don’t understand this. People don’t want tax cuts. They want toast. Along with a chicken in every pot, citizens should get a toaster in every kitchen. That would go a long way to restoring people’s faith in America and helping our country achieve greatness.

If Bwana ran for president he would run on a pro-toaster platform. A lot of the opposition to Stephen Colbert’s candidacy is coming from the anti-toaster lobby. People who don’t like toast and toasters! Who would have thought that such evilness existed?


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Here’s why you need a toaster in every kitchen:

If you cook it, they will come…

I also think this is cool:

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