rrgirl wrote in Happie Hobbies:
my apologies for lacking toaster awareness. I think I was suggesting that the debate participants and moderators might take advantage of the local weather conditions in Cleveland. lake-effect snow has been known to impair a person’s judgment as much as clouds of gnats, and I might have written something that suggested that Toaster’s could make snow angels. I’d much rather come inside and have a toasty snack after clearing the driveway. toaster’s should stay warm and dry inside. and if we find a bouquet of roses in a watermelon, well where else would they be?
Toaster thinks you are very Toaster Aware! It is one of the many things he likes about you.
Toaster’s mission in life is to bring joy and happiness to the world (as well as to make nice toastie thingies for Bwana). But he likes the concept of Toaster Awareness and will add that to his mission statement.
He’s going to fire off letters to the four presidential candidates to see how they feel about Toaster Awareness. He believes we deserve to know where they stand on the issue. But he hopes it doesn’t cause them to yell and fight and call each other names. Goodness knows they are already pretty testy as it is.
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