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Play Ball!
Monday 31 March 2008, 14:34 pm
Filed under: Let's Go Mets!, Things That Toaster Likes

Blue Velvet contributes:

Music for Opening Day

Neat-o! Here is Toaster’s favorite baseball song:

He can’t sing it too loud when Bwana is home because Bwana likes the Yankees. But the Yankees don’t even have a nice fight song, and they don’t have a cute mascot like Mr. Met.



He Got Toaster
Thursday 27 March 2008, 17:53 pm
Filed under: Things To Do with Your Toaster

Blue Velvet contributes in Small Appliances Can’t Jump:

Here’s Toaster’s basketball “duds”: Basketball Toaster

http://www1.uspto.gov/web/patents/patog/week27-old/OG/html/1308-1/USD0524090-20060704.html

Wow! Neat-o!!!

A basketball toaster could not only help the team at practice but it could also serve nutritious pre-game snacks!

Of course, dunking the basketball toaster would leave a lot of crumbs out on the court.

Would that be considered a flagrant foul?



Small Appliances Can’t Jump
Wednesday 26 March 2008, 17:05 pm
Filed under: Our Happie Home

Sheila wrote in Toaster: The Bracket:

I have UNC winning it all on my bracket but now seeing Toaster up there, I think he can take them down.

Wow! Toaster is flattered!

Still, while he likes basketball he’s not very good at it. Not only is Toaster vertically-challenged but he doesn’t jump very good, either.

He pretty much relies on his quickness, a nice crossover dribble, and his taller opponents tripping over him.

Let’s go, Toaster!

toaster-basketball.jpg



Eggo Internationale
Tuesday 25 March 2008, 11:15 am
Filed under: Things That Toaster Likes

toaster-waffle-canadian.jpgToaster would like to remind everyone that today is International Waffle Day.

Have a waffle and sing a foreign country’s national anthem. Toaster’s favorite foreign country is Canada. He thinks it’s cute for them to have beavers on their money.

canada-nickel.jpg



Toaster: The Bracket
Monday 24 March 2008, 19:14 pm
Filed under: Our Happie Home

All roads lead to Toaster!

toaster-bracket.jpg



The Easter Toaster
Sunday 23 March 2008, 12:49 pm
Filed under: The Department of HappieHappieJoyJoy, Things To Do with Your Toaster

Blue Velvet writes

Happy Easter, Toaster!

Bunny Toaster

And Sheila adds:

Happy Easter!

Toaster wishes everyone a Happie Easter. He hopes everyone will go out and have a nice Easter Toast Hunt. Easter Toast is a lot more nutritious than chocolates and jelly beans. Plus you can butter it on the near side or the far side or both!

toaster-easter-bunny.jpg



Dancing with the Bwana
Thursday 20 March 2008, 14:42 pm
Filed under: Carl Jung's Mattress

Boy.

Bwana can dance better than this:

Toaster loves Ellen. He wants Bwana to be on Ellen’s tv show.