Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About
Blue Velvet queries in Bwana Field Trips!:
Off-topic: do you think it would have been easier for Randy from “A Chrismas Story” to eat this:
Toaster thinks cupcakes are neat-o.
He wishes he could make a cupcake, but every time he has tried it has come out flat and not cupcake-like. I told him his slots aren’t big enough to make cupcakes. Toaster wonders if he can get cosmetic surgery to make his slots bigger.
And it wouldn’t really be “cosmetic” because it would increase Toaster’s functionality.
Plus he thinks it would make Bwana happy to get a slice of toast and a cupcake every morning for breakfast.
Cupcakes are like toast: they bring joy and happiness into the world.
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