Blue Velvet advises in Low Toaster Esteem:
No reason to feel blue, Toaster – sometimes you have to meet and be met halfway:
Gosh. A chimeric kitchen appliance. How positively 21st century! Genetic engineering is a wondrous technique!
Toaster will give some thought to putting on an addition. He’s not quite sure that adding a toaster oven is for him. He thinks that maybe a cotton candy maker would be fun.
Toaster is certain that Bwana would enjoy cotton candy along with his toast for breakfast. Plus when Bwana watches Yankee games at home, having freshly made cotton candy will make it almost feel like he is at Yankee Stadium.
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