The Revenge of the Toaster
Friday 20 June 2008, 13:36 pm
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About

Blue Velvet wrote in Jacket Required:

Uncle Dan talked about this in the 3rd hour of the 6/19/08 show – tell Toaster to remain in the kitchen cabinet:

Manuel goes gangster on Reyes:

  • “I told him next time he does that I’m going to get my blade out and cut him. I’m a gangster. You go gangster on me, I’m going to have to get you. You do that again, I’m going to cut you right on the field,” Manuel told the Daily News.

What in the world is going on with the Mets?

Golly wolly! Jerry sure means business! We like the no-nonsense style, but find it rather odd for a student of Gandhi and Martin Luther King, Jr. to say such a thing. Maybe Jerry’s been watching “Godfather” dvd’s. If José finds the head of a horse in his bed, then he’ll know he is in big trouble.

(This scene is so ickie that it is not suitable for minors and small appliances.)

Toaster’s feelings are still mighty hurt over the Mets. Mighty hurt. He was planning on going as Coach Jacket this Halloween:

We told him Coach Jacket is a very good coach and will surely get a new jacket soon. But Toaster says it won’t be a Mets jacket, and that it just won’t be the same.

Toaster likes what this guy did: Syosset Mets fans ship chickens to team’s owner:

Five frozen chickens. Signed, sealed and soon to be delivered. They’re yours, Fred Wilpon.

That is the message from some workers at the corporate headquarters for Georgi Vodka in Syosset who packaged up the birds yesterday in a cardboard company box to send them overnight – without ice – to Mets owner Wilpon to protest the firing of manager Willie Randolph.

“The chickens portray [the Mets management] are chickens,” said Martin Silver, president and owner of Georgi Vodka, who organized the mail protest.

Toaster thinks they way Willie, Tom, and Coach Jacket were fired was very lame and very limp. Hence, Toaster is going to FedEx Mr. Wilpon a piece of cold, soggy toast.

That’ll show them!

One should never, ever cross a small appliance. They never, ever forget and they can be quite vindictive.


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Jerry is very different from Willie and I hope he can get more out of the team. It’s too bad they fired the Jacket because I think he and Jerry would work well together. I’m worried that Jacket will join the Yankees.

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