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judie4mets writes in The Revenge of the Toaster:
Jerry is very different from Willie and I hope he can get more out of the team. It’s too bad they fired the Jacket because I think he and Jerry would work well together. I’m worried that Jacket will join the Yankees.
If Coach Jacket joined the Yankees then Toaster would cheer for Bwana’s team. Bwana would like that. But Toaster would still cheer for the Mets. Bwana says it it unusual for a fan to root for both teams. Toaster says it is not unusual for small appliances to be ambidextrous.
Toaster thinks Coach Jacket would look nice in pinstripes. But would they make him get a hair cut? He could lose all his magical powers. And the metaphors.
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