Tour de Toast
Monday 7 July 2008, 16:52 pm
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About

Toaster is still the New York Mets’ #1 Fan (in the Small Appliance category), but he was watching some Tour de France on tv over the weekend and he thinks it’s neat-o.

The bicyclists work very hard, especially when they have to pedal up the mountains. In order for them to be properly nourished Toaster thinks they should have toasters on their bikes:

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Toast has a lot of carbohydrates, exactly what the racers need for energy.

Of course, it could be hard for them to spread butter on the near side or the far side. But plain toast is still very tasty.

Toaster would very much like to bicycle around France with Le Tour Guys, but his legs are too short to reach the pedals. Maybe they’d let him use a skateboard:


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we like this on toast any time. it’s also very good on foccacia or a fresh baguette:

Comment by rrgirl

Here’s a skateboarding buddy for Toaster (and this video never gets old for me):

Comment by Blue Velvet

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