Blue Velvet contributes:
On talking with your appliances:
What a wonderful essay!
… screaming at the toaster won’t help.
Trust me: Screaming at the toaster never ever ever works.
Bwana talks to Toaster all the time. Bwana and Toaster have a very good relationship. They used to play peek-a-boo a lot; Bwana is really good at it:
But he scared Toaster pretty bad once, so they had to give that up.
Small appliances tend to not function properly after they’ve been startled.
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