Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About
Blue Velvet writes in Toaster of Death:
Maybe you can find a jinx to jinx all the jinxes:
After the Mets and the Twinkies were knocked out Toaster decided to cheer for the Cubbies — sort of as an homage to Hoodie Bear. But Chicago is now 0-2 and headed to Los Angeles and the not-friendly confines of Chavez Ravine.
And Sheila adds:
Toaster should go for the Ambassadorship to France, he’d love Paris in the Spring.
I have a good feeling Bwana, if not letting Toaster have a puppy, would not go for having a Moose around the house…Besides, I don’t think Toaster could handle taking an animal that large for a walk every day.
Bwana did say that Toaster would have to walk the Moosie. Toaster likes walking, but having to pick up moose poop is another thing.
He might just stick with hanging with the Tofu Guys, who while not fluffy like a puppy or a moose at least only leave trails of slime and no soybean turds.