Toaster on Wheels
Friday 27 February 2009, 09:48 am
Filed under: Things To Do with Your Toaster

Blue Velvet queried:

Bwana’s mode of transportation?

“Toaster on Wheels” – The Most Customizable Car – Scion Xb


Wow! Neat-o! What a cute little car! Toaster would love to have wheels. He could then provide Bwana a Moveable Feast.

But, whoa! Hold it right there, Toast Breath.

The Scion is one of The Most Ticketed Cars on the Road. In fact, Scions comprise three of the top ten Naughty Cars!

It seems that toasters make fine and reliable small kitchen appliances, but once you get them out on the road then all heck breaks loose.


Wednesday 25 February 2009, 13:35 pm
Filed under: Things That Make Toaster Mad

Pops em out like a toaster
Needs a pacifier holster

    — Octo-Mom Song A.K.A Mo Babies

Ieew ….

Best Bwana in a Leading Role
Tuesday 24 February 2009, 12:02 pm
Filed under: Our Happie Home

m00finsan wrote in Best Small Appliance in a Supporting Role:

Best Small Appliance in a Supporting Role?

Toaster is definitely a small appliance in a leading role.

Bwana is our leading man. We simply bask in his aura.


Best Small Appliance in a Supporting Role
Monday 23 February 2009, 12:39 pm
Filed under: Our Happie Home


And a time to every purpose under Heaven
Friday 20 February 2009, 11:21 am
Filed under: Let's Go Mets!, Things That Make Toaster Cry



Shea Stadium, the site of the Mets’ two World Series victories, their many seasons of futility and a few historic concerts, met the fate of Ebbets Field and the Polo Grounds on Wednesday morning. At 11:21 a.m., a demolition crew pulled down the final section, and what remained of old blue stadium was gone in a cloud of dust: the final collapse at Shea. It was 45.

    — Last Section of Shea Stadium Is Torn Down

Toaster Loves Mr. Aaron
Thursday 19 February 2009, 13:35 pm
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About

Blue Velvet commented in Throwing the Cousin under the Bus:

A-Rod mentioned medicine. Everyone knows the best feel-good food is cinnamon toast with hot tea.

(I meant to say the best medicine is cinnamon toast with hot tea.)

Mr. Henry Aaron is known to love toast. He has always eaten a lot of toast.

A lot.


Just sayin’ ….

Throwing the Cousin under the Bus
Wednesday 18 February 2009, 12:35 pm
Filed under: Things That Make Toaster Mad

Toaster is very disappointed with Alex Rodriguez.

His press conference wasn’t all that great: it was scripted, didn’t allow the reporters to fully question him, and he didn’t sound completely honest. A-Rod raised more questions than he answered. But the absolute worst of all is that he fingered a cousin.

Toaster is very close to his family, particularly his cousin Mailbox:


At the end of the day, family is all you have. Toaster would never mention any of them in a bad light.

Toaster is very glad he’s a Mets fan and not a Yankee fan.