Toaster Stimulus Package
Wednesday 4 February 2009, 12:23 pm
Filed under: Things That Toaster Likes, Things That Toaster Thinks About

Blue Velvet wrote in Script Obama:

Any comment, Toaster, on this?

GOP mocks Biden ‘tax cuts for toasters’

Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.) said on NBC’s “Today” show: “Our tax plan would take that tax cut of another $130 billion that John [McCain] wants to give to people making over $250,000 next year, not let it go forward and give it to the middle class — the very people who desperately need it to stay in their homes, to buy food, to take care of the gas, to fill up their tank, to be able to go out and buy a toaster, to employ people.”

The McCain campaign’s Joe Pounder (“his real name,” as The New Yorker recently put it) crowed in his morning e-mail to reporters: “[D]id you catch Joe Biden saying this morning that their tax cut will allow Americans to buy a ‘toaster’? Nothing says a sound economic plan like ‘buying a toaster.’”

Toasters love Mr. Biden.

Mr. Biden is a friend of toasters.

(If Mr. Daschle had listened to his toaster he wouldn’t have neglected to pay his taxes and he would be well on his way to being confirmed as Secretary of HHS. Now he has to slink back in disgrace to South Dakota. Let this be a lesson to all of you: Listen to your toaster. And a word to our GOP friends: Don’t diss the toaster.)

Toasters can aid in the economic recovery of our country. Not only will the manufacturing, shipping, and selling of toasters create many jobs, toast is a wonderful food and will make people happie. Happie people are productive people.

Hokey smokes. Do we have to connect the dots for you???

Toasters can save America!

Mr. President: America needs toasters!


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