Toast Czar
Thursday 12 March 2009, 10:47 am
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About

If America has a Drug Czar then Toaster thinks it’s only fair that we get a Toast Czar, too.

R. Gil Kerlikowske, the chief of the Seattle Police Department, was chosen Wednesday to be the White House drug czar …

    — A Choice for Drug Czar

A Toast Czar will monitor the quality of toast in the country. He will set standards for the manufacturing of toasters. He will track the price of toasters, which we all know will indicate the direction of the economy.

Mr. President, we need a Toast Czar!


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