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It was … it was … Twinkie Poisoning
Wednesday 28 October 2009, 20:23 pm
Filed under: Our Happie Home

Blue Velvet wrote:

When I was sick my grandma always made me tea and toast. Bwana’s been under the weather with a respiratory ailment – is Toaster helping Bwana to get better?

The suits at NBC would like you to think it was a “respiratory ailment,” but the truth of the matter is that Bwana has been eating too many Twinkies.

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Toaster felt so sure that the Minnesota Twins would make it to the World Series that he bought 34 cases of them (34 being the number of famous Twin, Kirby Puckett) so that he would have some celebratory thingies to flame and fling out the window. But alas, the Twinks got eliminated in the first round, leaving us with a whole lot of Twinkies in the house. Not wanting them to go to waste — and being all-encompassing with his appetites — Bwana took over.

Can you say “Sick leave?”

I knew you could.

To clear our happie home of the rest of the spongy delights Toaster decided to try to sell them at Yankee Stadium during the World Series. He thinks if he does well they will change the lyrics to the song:

Buy me some Twinkies and Cracker Jack,
I don’t care if I never get back …

Toaster is sure he will make a lot of money selling his World Series Twinkies. They are deep fried, dipped in chocolate, and rolled in popcorn. He’ll be hawking them out in the bleachers.

The people in the bleachers will eat anything ….

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Bwana must be on ‘Cloud 9’ because his Yankees won the World Series. I hope Toaster is taking it well since his Mets didn’t do as good this year.

Comment by Sheila

Ohio State dotted Penn State’s “i” this weekend with their win…

Comment by Blue Velvet

I don’t know if you saw this:

Comment by Blue Velvet

Thought this would amuse you:

http://silvershamrocknovelties.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/one-to-grow-on/

Comment by Blue Velvet

From the official Tournament of Roses Parade Facebook page:

“Now that Ohio State University has earned its spot in the Rose Bowl Game. The Rose Parade will host FOUR Ohio bands: 1. Ohio State School for the Blind Marching Band, 2. Ohio University Marching 110, 3. Pickerington Central Marching Tigers AND 4. The Ohio State University Marching Band as the Big Ten participating university!!!”

Dotting the “i” in Pasadena….

Comment by Blue Velvet




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