Toast in the New Year!
Friday 31 December 2010, 17:52 pm
Filed under: The Department of Festivitas

Just a little reminder from Keith Olbermann’s favorite small appliance.


Toaster Fideles
Saturday 25 December 2010, 11:34 am
Filed under: Things That Toaster Likes

For the last-minute Christmas shopper
Friday 24 December 2010, 13:25 pm
Filed under: Listen to Your Toaster

You can’t go wrong with a small appliance:

Hot times in kitchens for holiday shopping

Caution: That gourmet coffee maker you are about to buy is extremely hot.

Consumers’ growing love of cooking has made coffee makers and a number of other small kitchen appliances among this holiday season’s best-sellers.

Toaster Query
Wednesday 22 December 2010, 10:53 am
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About

Toaster wonders why woodpeckers don’t get concussions.

The downy woodpecker

The Festival of Toast
Thursday 2 December 2010, 12:53 pm
Filed under: Things That Toaster Likes

Happie Hannukah to all!

Things Go Better with Toast
Wednesday 1 December 2010, 14:50 pm
Filed under: Things That Toaster Likes

Bwana took Toaster to the tree-lighting ceremony at Rockefeller Center. It was a wonderful experience.

The tree, traditionally a Norway Spruce, is illuminated by 30,000 environmentally friendly LED lights on five miles of wire, and crowned by a Swarovski crystal star.

    — Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony

Swarovski crystal is pretty fancy stuff, but Toaster thinks the tree would be happier topped with a nice piece of toast: