Gee, whiz ….
Sunday 11 November 2012, 20:21 pm
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Hokey smokes, Florida. It’s about time! Get with the program!

Vote Count Confirms Obama Win in Florida


Monday 24 January 2011, 12:58 pm
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He gets knocked down, but he gets up again! Nothing’s going to keep him down!

Bwana’s fans are all mad that MSNBC dumped “Countdown,” but Toaster is happie that Bwana will be home more. They can spend time together reorganizing the baseball card collection and doing other father-son bonding activities. And with spring training coming up soon they can take an extended trip to visit the Grapefruit League. And maybe even the Cactus League!

Bwana can start his own network now, too. If Oprah can have her own network then Bwana can have one. Bwana can do the news and political commentary. Uncle Dan can be in charge of sports shows. Toaster can take care of the cooking and home improvement shows, as well as children’s programming. Toaster wants to be a media mogul!

Decisions, decisions …
Monday 10 January 2011, 15:45 pm
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Tigers vs Duckies.

Who will Toaster cheer for? Tough choice.

Toaster likes duckies. Toaster likes tigers.

Maybe it will end in a tie.

New Year’s Resolution
Monday 3 January 2011, 13:37 pm
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Toast more, too.

Toaster Query
Wednesday 22 December 2010, 10:53 am
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Toaster wonders why woodpeckers don’t get concussions.

The downy woodpecker

Matchmaker, matchmaker …
Thursday 18 November 2010, 21:14 pm
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Zenyatta Is Retired

The great mare Zenyatta was retired Wednesday and will be sent in early December to her new home at Lane’s End farm near Versailles, Ky. Her owners, Jerry and Ann Moss, however, have yet to pick a stallion for her first date in the breeding shed sometime in 2011.

Toaster wonders if they have eHarmony for horsies?

Coiffure de Bwana
Monday 15 November 2010, 21:50 pm
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Ted Koppel: Olbermann, O’Reilly and the death of real news

… We live now in a cable news universe that celebrates the opinions of Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly – individuals who hold up the twin pillars of political partisanship and who are encouraged to do so by their parent organizations because their brand of analysis and commentary is highly profitable.

The commercial success of both Fox News and MSNBC is a source of nonpartisan sadness for me. While I can appreciate the financial logic of drowning television viewers in a flood of opinions designed to confirm their own biases, the trend is not good for the republic. …

Toaster says no matter what Mr. Koppel thinks, Bwana’s hair is still nicer than TedHead.