Filed under: Things That Make Toaster Cry
Toaster is sad that Bwana’s Cornell basketball team lost its game last night.
He is so distraught that he forgot that yesterday was International Waffle Day!
All hail our friend, the waffle.
And all hail Big Red basketball!
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About
Because it is always important to be a good toast.
We interrupt the usual stream of disturbing news — which includes Tiger Woods’s emergence from “family therapy,” the New Mexico basketball coach Steve Alford’s being reprimanded for yelling at an opposing player, and Alex Rodriguez’s latest dabbling with the truth in baseball doping issues — to announce that it is National Sportsmanship Day.