Filed under: Let's Go Mets!
Toaster would really, really, really like it if Bwana could buy a piece of the Mets for him.
Fred Wilpon, the chairman of the New York Mets, said Friday that he was seeking “one or more strategic partners” to buy a portion of the team and offset the uncertainty created by a lawsuit seeking to recover hundreds of millions of dollars in the multi-billion dollar fraud orchestrated by Bernard Madoff.
But Bwana just lost his job and we have to watch our expenses for now.
Darn ….
Filed under: Our Happie Home
This deserves a toast!
Filed under: Our Happie Home
State of the Bwana.
He’s doing very well since the divorce, although has developed a strange addiction to Tweeting. Toaster says that it’s a good creative outlet since Bwana doesn’t do the news every night any longer.
And while we have nothing against the great state of Connecticut, moving outside of NYC would make it really, really hard for Bwana and Toaster to make it to Yankees and Mets game.
Just sayin'.
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About
He gets knocked down, but he gets up again! Nothing’s going to keep him down!
Bwana’s fans are all mad that MSNBC dumped “Countdown,” but Toaster is happie that Bwana will be home more. They can spend time together reorganizing the baseball card collection and doing other father-son bonding activities. And with spring training coming up soon they can take an extended trip to visit the Grapefruit League. And maybe even the Cactus League!
Bwana can start his own network now, too. If Oprah can have her own network then Bwana can have one. Bwana can do the news and political commentary. Uncle Dan can be in charge of sports shows. Toaster can take care of the cooking and home improvement shows, as well as children’s programming. Toaster wants to be a media mogul!
Filed under: Things That Toaster Likes
50 Years After the New Frontier Dawned, a Toast
Toast? We love toast! Toast is our favorite!!!
Filed under: Things That Make Toaster Mad
No-o-o-o!!!
Comments
dfb69 wrote:
I could be sarcastic and say it was George bush or Sarah Palin’s fault but what is becoming clear is that he probably did it because the toaster told him to. Maybe it was the blender, I dont know.What is also clear, much to the chagrin of the WaPo and the left, is that there was absolutely no political motivation behind it AT ALL.
Sarah Palin accepts your apology
1/18/2011 7:14:54 AM
Toaster said no such thing!
And neither did the Blender!
Filed under: Our Happie Home
Snake Owners See Furry Bias in Invasive Species Proposal
But like many snake lovers, Mr. Stone has been seething at the American government since early last year, when it sought to ban the importation and interstate transportation of nine species of foreign snakes. The federal Fish and Wildlife Service said the animals, if freed, posed a serious risk to native ecosystems across the southern United States.
Well, you have to admit that snakes don’t often make it to Cute Overload.
Toasters make good pets. They are quiet, fairly clean, and very loyal. If they don’t get enough attention, however, they have been known to wander.
Filed under: Things That Toaster Thinks About
Who will Toaster cheer for? Tough choice.
Toaster likes duckies. Toaster likes tigers.
Maybe it will end in a tie.
Filed under: The Department of HappieHappieJoyJoy
Blyleven gets the call from Cooperstown
Toaster is happie for all his Twinkie friends!
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