Friday 30 March 2012, 17:00 pm
Filed under: Things That Scare Toaster

Current TV Dismisses Keith Olbermann

For nearly a year now, Al Gore and Joel Hyatt have been building their liberal cable news channel, Current TV, with the mercurial television anchorman Keith Olbermann at its center.

This week, the center collapsed.

It’s not a good time for Toaster to ask Bwana for a raise in his allowance.

Toaster might have to resort to scavenging for loose change in Prometheus Fountain.